The lights go out. After a few seconds, 'Metal Health' by Quiet Riot begins blaring over the loudspeaker. With each power chord, colored lights flash. A spotlight hits the entrance ramp. A large, muscular man steps into the light. The crowd sees that it's Bub and starts cheering. Bub looks out at the crowd and nods in approval. Bub makes his way to the ring, giving fist bumps to fans along the way. He gets in the middle of the ring, mic in hand. He smiles and points out all around to the crowd. The cheering is even louder.
Bub: I hope everyone's having a good time!....Sounds like it!...good, For those who don't know me, let me introduce myself. Everyone calls me Bub. Easy to remember, huh? It sounds like most of you have already seen my work in the ring. And that's what I'm all about. I'm a man of few words, so you wont hear me flapping my gums much about how great I am, I prefer to do my talking in the ring.....sounds like you approve!....And these biceps are what I "converse" with....The Bubba Boa Constrictors, or simply, The Boas, if you will. Once they get a hold of you, it's usually over, haha. And that's what I'm all about, giving you great wrestling fans, the best, most action-packed matches in the business! And that's what HWS is all about! Action! But enough talk! We're not here to talk! We're here to.....Pump!.....You Up!!.....Hit my Jam!!
'Metal Health' starts blaring again as Bub flexes and poses for the crowd. The fans roar their approval.